Dear Tequila, Episode 3: Declined

There is no way I was sober when I accepted this date.

It popped up on my calendar like the harbinger of an impending disaster. Who has an email address like imyourdreamman@whatevermail.com in 2025? Wait, is that a survey attached to the invite?

Question 1: Allergies?

Question 2: Past illnesses –please include childhood sicknesses–

Question 3: How many drinks have you had in the past week? (I am NOT touching that one.)

Bestie, I don’t think this is a good idea, but it is at the hottest restaurant in the city….