Dear Tequila, Episode 2: Paging SVU

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RELEASE DATE: January 21, 2025

All the reasons I can’t go to jail–

  1. I think their outfits uniforms (?) are polyester. I CAN’T
  2. What is “Lockdown Loaf?”  You know how I am about carbs…
  3. I heard there is no NETFLIX?!?!?  Season 5 of YOU is coming out soon; I can’t miss it.
     

Bestie, how old is too young? Asking for a friend–because I don’t want Olivia Benson showing up at my house.
 

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